My freeloading cousin just walked over to our house in the dead heat of the day talking about how tired he is. I hope he don’t think my grandma bout to offer him something to drink.
"Sweetie, would you say grace, please?"
bars tho lls
Beyoncé speaking on the 2001 GRAMMYs
Lesson: Don’t try Bey’s peoples
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
us girls with purity rings be mumblin when singing partition in the car and gently tapping our fingers on the door cos our moms like
take all of what?
on your knees doing what???
what’s on your gown?
enlighten me. i’ll wait.
Is it worth it.
let me work it.
i put my thang down flip it and reverse it.